Landroll Admin Center - Opoona Guides

by ArtePiazza
for Nintendo Wii

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Wordbox
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	"This toy says words when its lid is open. If slept with, it has been said to record the words of your dreams." Wordbox sayings can be obtained after you get the Wordbox item. Just find a secret code near the Starhouse 3F Elevators titled 'Gooey Bed'. To trigger them, just go to sleep in a bed or use a Pocket Tent outside. You must go to sleep in your bed inside Tokione at least once with it. The latest Wordbox sayings will be listed first, then it repeats the one's you've already read in an entirely random order, making it impossible to find any sort of sense about them. You can 'stack' new sayings by sleeping a few times in a row. Each location has a set number of sayings, usually between 2-5. Being that it was so difficult to gather them all, and that it's almost pointless to try to use the game's interface to read them, I thought a simple guide was in order. It's more of a list, than a guide, but it's really handy if you're interested. Orcalphin Coast and Pirate Grove are separate locations. The Great Dunes are treated as one. Don't forget to sleep at Ocean Bottom Pass B4 North.


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	I feel like I've been dreaming. I wonder if something was caught by the word box. And now, it appears that the Word Box is full. Opoona has opened the Word Box! ... ... However, no words have been entered into the box... .... Opoona has opened the Word Box! Words jump out of the box.

Medals		^ top ^
	There are 10 medals in my pocket. In a panic I swallowed one medal and now there are only 9 left... .... There are 9 medals in my pocket. I forgot one together with my homework and now there are only 8....... There are 8 medals in my pocket. One of them left on the skypod to see the world and now I have 7. There are 7 medals in my pocket. I used a drill to carve one into the shape of a star and now I have 6... .... There are 6 medals in my pocket. 1 was lost to a pickpocket at the concert hall and now there are only 5 left... .... There are 5 medals in my pocket. I used one when getting out of prison and now I only have 4 left... .... There are 4 medals in my pocket. I threw one at the sunset on the ocean and now there are only 3 left... .... There are 3 medals in my pocket. I used one to repay the sage after being delayed for 3 days and now there are only 2 left... .... There are 2 medals in my pocket. One rusted in the sun's rays and now there is only one left... .... One medal is in my hand. And that last medal... ... Disappeared when I opened my hand.

Dreams		^ top ^
	... ... I was god in my dream. The Whale was insistent, so I placed wings upon it's back. ... ... I was a whale in my dream. Because a seagull had an injured wing I gave it mine. ... ... I was a seagull in my dream. I promised to guide a lost sea turtle. ... ... I was a seaturtle in my dream. A bunch of children were disturbing some eggs, so I used my body to protect them. ... ... I was an egg in my dream. An angel was hungry so I fried myself and fed her. I was an angel in my dream. The oxen's packs seemed heavy so I carried it to the market in his place. I was an ox in my dream. One of the dice seemed sad so I used my horns to give it a roll. I was a dice in my dream. I gave 50 good rolls to a princess who wanted to know her fortune in romance. In my dream I was a princess. Because I met an unhappy Tizian I gave him a kiss on the cheek. I was Opoona in my dream. God was standing before me, so I gave him my seat.

Fortunes		^ top ^
	Today's good fortune. Tending towards clouds. Lucky direction is north. Today's good fortune. You can feel your appetite growing. Today's good fortune. Clear skies with intermittent showers. Today's good fortune. Your lucky color is pink. Today's good fortune. Your fate is up to you! Today's good fortune. Looking back can be sweet. Today's good fortune. Someone whom you thought of as a friend will confess their feelings for you. Today's good fortune. Lucky color red. Lucky direction south.

Slogans		^ top ^
	This weeks slogan. Let's use a bonbon that fits you! This weeks slogan. The early bird gets the breakfasat coupon! This weeks slogan. Let's use 2 hands to play the piano! This weeks slogan. Always work up to speed when jumping into the ocean! This weeks slogan. Two's company, three's a party. This weeks slogan. Look before you leap! It's dangerous outside the domes! This weeks slogan. Thou shalt not snack. This weeks slogan. Never give up! Even if there is only 2 seconds left! "next weeks slogan" Next weeks slogan is undecided. We are open to any suggestions!

Miscellaneous		^ top ^
	Landroll was blue! Just half... .... Ah, a falling star! I...I wish for... ... ... oh it's too late. ... ... dang it! This isn't the way to the exit ride! Teacher! Can you eat acorns? Morning comes early on Landroll. ... .... Even earlier than the milkman! Ahh! I just had a great thought and lost it... .... I and 16 small people stood around a large round cake. Now, how do I cut it up into 17 pieces? Be at ease... ...It's the blunt end. I tried to draw a chick and drew an old man. Am I a genius or what? ... ... Hello? Huh? What... ...? The noisy horn is too loud and I can't hear! I was buried at a private beach with only my head sticking out! Help! Barkeep, take this sake over there. No, not that kid, the one next... ...! Alright! 30 more sit-ups to complete the quota. Ahh...! It feels like my bonbon has all of a sudden gotten heavier... .... ... ...huh? You want this picture of a whale? But it's not a whale, it's an old man ... .... If you're looking for a suspicious guy with an orange ball on his head, he ran straight down that way, Officer. It's wrong to eat popcorn by yourself! What... ...? Am I lost? It's okay. I'm sure I'm somewhere on Landroll. Ready to launch, 10... 9... 8... start the engines 6... 5... 4... ... ... ah-ah-. Thank you, Serge! If not for you, I would surely have been wiped out. Hey old man. Hurry up and pull a pigeon from your hat! Hmm hmm mmmm"a- ... ... the song of a self portrait artist. I pulled really really hard and it came out... ...! Mirror, mirror on the wall. Where in all of Landroll is the best place for delicious sushi... ...? (I hear the crying of the amanojaku... ...) Hehehe. I got Gojiro's autograph. The little heroin... ... is a little tall, isn't she? Here I come! Gojiro! Face me! Th...that's huge! You can fit at least 12 Tokione in here! I've discovered the footprints of the abominable snowwoman! Boss... .... The guy that went out the back 10 minutes ago. Could that have been the one? Well it seems that I've been talking to myself a lot more lately. ... ... ah! There I go again. Chappy, here? Is this the area where the treasure is buried... ...? Would you trade 7 of your Love for my Random Hearts... ...? Are you one of those who puts sauce on your rogue eggs? Or salt and pepper? It has to be supli tea in the afternoon! Nothing else! Sometime you just want to go out and walk. You don't need a map. Do you? Don't over do it... .... That's what I think I heard my heart whisper. Hey... ... Can I change the channel? Go! Micro patrol!! We are soldiers! The goal is... ... to be the singing and dancing Cosmo Guards! Doctor! How many more times will my body be able to endure a transformation!? Oh it's terrible! The UFO ring has gotten entangled with the bonbon! Force, hmm! I might have forgotten how to use it. How far will the white spring road continue. How far, how far, how far, how far... .... Once you pass through the long silver river tunnel is ... ... Tizia! I wonder if I should change my hair... .... 3 brothers and sisters... ... Though born at different times, we have been fed the same dinners! Taking a warm dessert and cooling it with a coating! A connoisseur, I see. A little mind games before the nights events! Thank you for your assistance over this long period. From tomorrow, I will return to being a normal Tizian! Things are getting dangerous now, so see ya! I swear! I will not fall asleep again after being woke up! ... ... snivel, snivel. 87 piglets... ... 88 piglets... ... awh I can't get to sleep. For a long time now I've kept my mouth shut, but... I must tell the truth. I have ... Hay fever. Hachoo! Someone on Tizia is talking about me! This is embarrassing so don't make me say it twice.... Okay... No wasabi on the sushi... If there is such a thing as reincarnation I want to come back as the whiskers of a cat... .... Or a cabbage butterfly... .... I have an announcement!! This year's best bonbon award goes to... ... me Opoona! What?! We were completely tricked by a criminal! I want everything from here... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... to here. ... ... what!? The last problem is to get 8 Rogue eggs? Yesterday I planted an idea seed. Today a small sprout appeared. If I wait 100 years a blue flower blossoms.
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