by ArtePiazza
for Nintendo Wii
Landroll Administration Center
Welcome to Landroll!
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| OMP NET TV GUIDE click here for a text version of this page |
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| Show Lineup | I = Inside | ||||||
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| Drama | 10 | Stray Cat's Dream | I Tokione | ||||
| Drama | 10 | A Sage's White Cat | Tokione (Skyroad) Tokione Great Track |
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| Drama | 20 | The Aliens of GyaGya | O Tokione | ||||
| Drama | 20 | Hitech, the Scientific Girl | I Lifeborn | ||||
| Drama | 10 | The Travails of Robotic Cat | O Lifeborn | ||||
| Drama | 10 | Peace-man | I Artiela I Intelligent Sea |
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| News | 6 | Dance TV | I Artiela I Intelligent Sea |
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| News | 10 | What is Art? | I Artiela I Paradiso O Paradiso |
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| Variety | 10 | Yearning for Life in Paradise | I Lifeborn I Artiela I Intelligent Sea |
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| Variety | 10 | The Life of Mr. A | I Artiela I Intelligent Sea |
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| Sports | 7 | Baseball Broadcast | Tokione (Skyroad) Tokione Great Track I Artiela (Lottery) |
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| Sports | 5 | Tennis Broadcast | I Artiela (Lottery) O Paradiso |
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| Sports | 1 | Soccer Broadcast | I Artiela (Lottery) Tokione (Skyroad) Tokione Great Track |
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| Sports | 7 | Marathon Broadcast | O Lifeborn (Courtyard) | ||||
| Basic Information |
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| This is a complete collection of the text from the TV Shows you'll see/read
throughout the game, show locations, and any special notes about them. TV shows can only be seen in certain areas, and new episodes appear each day. Don't worry, you won't miss any. The next new episode of each show will stay in your Net TV list until you get around to watching it. Once you have seen an episode and one day passes (caused by Opoona going to sleep - whether voluntarily or occasionally forced by the storyline development), the previous episode will be *replaced* by the newer one. ...For anyone who doesn't happen to know, 'Fin' means 'End'. It has nothing to do with a fish, or any sort of aquatic animal. OMP stands for Official Multi Passport. It's a device made by Shine Co. When watching TV outside, it's handy to advance days with the Pocket Tent rather than going back and forth between your bed and the wildlands. In some shows, like 'Stray Cat's Dream' and 'Hitech, the Scientific Girl', there are lines that do not display the identification of the speaker. It's assumably an 'announcer' voice-over that's being said by the main character or host of the show. These lines have been left as they were shown, without credit. I've kept to the presented format as strictly as possible. Getting the OMP Net TV Card Working You won't be able to watch Net TV on the OMP at the very beginning of the game, but hang in there for a short while and the server will be up and running again in no time! Maybe go fight some bad guys outside, take a nap, or try talking to people. They're Showing Reruns, Again! After you see a final episode, each show will go into reruns except when the 'Peace-man' show ends, 'The Life of Mr. A' will start playing in it's place. When 'Mr. A' finishes, 'Peace-man' shows again. The reruns are different in that they will not have 'New' written beside them, and if you sleep without seeing an episode that day, the episodes will still change. Say you're at day 50 and Episode 1 of whatever is on. On day 53, even if you've not watched TV, Episode 3 of that rerunning show will be on. The only exception to this is that the 'Mr. A' show never repeats Episode 1. Credits Thanks to Jinto Lin for finding the Marathon show and letting me know. |
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| Stray Cat's Dream |
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| Overview The everyday life of a stray cat living in the residential dome. An Educational drama for children. Locations Tokione (inside) Notes After watching about 3 episodes, go to sleep, then talk with Mira in Tokione Starhouse 2F Girl's Dorm. She will ask if you watched the show. Choose 'Yes'. She will tell you that she cried at the last episode, and that the show is used to teach children. She will ask you if you want to go with her to teach the children. Choose 'Yes'. Your friendship level will increase by one point, and she'll ask you to meet here in the Theater then she walks out. Exit the dorm, go up the hall, cross the Center Hall and go through the space in the yellow walls. Enter the door with the blue film sign (not the one in the corner) and you'll be in 'Theater 2'. The kid that wet himself is in here. If you talk to him first, he'll tell you about his Hotel Owner aspirations. Talk to Mira and she'll have to leave, asking you to teach the kid. Talk to him and he'll give you his materials: Star House General Education Assignment Stray Cat Dream Problem 1 Which of the following is most relevant to the theme of Stray Cat Dream? > Everyone is needed by someone! I shall protect this house! We don't need anyone worthless. I want a robot cat! Problem 2 Which is the reason the hero of the Stray Cat Dream left on a journey? > To find my place To research the great wilderness To gather matia To erase the source of all trials That's it. Just keep pressing the same button. Mira will congratulate and thank you, then your friendship will increase by one point. Through some extra dialog with Mira back in her dorm, you'll find out that the cat's name is Boku. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 The people born on Landroll are all told one thing from the time they are little. Nobody is without worth. That everybody is born with a special talent that they can use. And just as it sounds, everybody has their role, or job, that they work their hardest to fulfill. I'm so jealous of them... I'm just a mere stray cat with no place to go... But even I must have some special talent that I was born to do! And that's why I decided to set off on a journey to discover myself. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 When I set off on my journey, the first person I met was a young girl. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Young Girl: Umm... You're a real cat... I want a robot cat. They're so much easier to take care of. They don't even require you to feed them. Me: Well, I don't need food either Grrrrrr... (That's my stomach growling.) Me: ....................... Young Girl: Looks like you do need food after all. And so the young girl left me there, without looking back so much as a glance. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 The second person I met was a professional fisherman. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. And so I came to help the man. Today, much like other days, the man caught piles and piles of fish! Me: Wow! Look at all that fish! I've never seen so many in one place before! Meow! Fisher: ....................... Me: ....................??? Fisher: I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave. I can't afford to have you eating all of my fish. Me: What?! But... But I was so happy... And so the fisherman picked up his fish and left me there. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 The next person I met was a nice old lady. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Grams: Yes, I suppose I do. Okay, come with me. You can sit and talk to me to pass the time. I loved living in Grams' house. It was so fun. I mean, there was a bed, and a dresser and a bookshelf all neatly lined up in a row... I was free to climb, run and jump all over the place. It was the best. But one day, Grams came home and saw me playing around. Her eyes rolled back and she just fell over... Friendly Sage: You're quite the feisty little cat. I'm afraid she's going to have to be in the hospital for a while. ....................... And so I had to leave Grams' house that I loved so dearly... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 After that. I met a very tough-looking Landroll Ranger. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Youth: Umm... I'm not sure what use I'd have for you, but are you interested in going after some rogues? Me: Going after rogues... ....................... My head was filled with scary thoughts. Me: I'm sorry, but I don't think I am cut out for that kind of work. And so I bid farewell to the young man and set off in search of a new home yet again. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Next, I met an average woman. Meow. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Housewife: Be of some help to me? What can a cat do for me besides sit around all day and play? Me: I'm looking for what it is I was meant to do. I'll try anything! Please, just give me a chance! And so I went to live with the woman and did various chores around the house. I love cleaning and doing chores! I mean, chasing after dust balls... Rolling around in places that are dirty, getting them all nice and clean... I still don't understand what went wrong. One day, the woman just threw me out. Housewife: I don't know whether you're getting things cleaner or just making them worse! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Next, I met a young man who was a dancer. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Swinger: Why, yes... I think there is something you can help me with. So that day, the young man and I danced on the street corner. Even though I had to dress up in this weird costume, I danced my heart out. When the people gathered around saw me, they burst out laughing. I was having a great time. I felt that I had finally found my place. But that night, the young man sat me down for a talk. Swinger: When you're beside me, nobody even bothers to watch me dance... And so I set off with a heavy heart and a tear in my eye as I said farewell. Things weren't going very well at all... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Next, I met a man who was dressed in a nice looking uniform. Me: Excuse me, but do you have any use for me? I'm sure I could be of some help to you. Worker: Perhaps you can... I work in the travel industry... Me: Travel?! All kinds of wild thoughts were crossing my mind. Traveling means going to faraway places in Skypods! What a perfect job for me! But what the man wanted me to do was to simply watch his place while he was away on his trips. He would leave for work and not come back for days at a time... I was constantly alone. Never before had I known such loneliness. Unable to put up with the isolation, I had to leave the man's house... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 If I was a person, then I'm sure they'd find the perfect job for me... So I decided to ask the stars in the night sky for their help. Me: Please! Will you show me what it is I'm supposed to do?! Tell me where I should go! And then, I heard a voice come from the sky. If you find that you must force yourself to remain somewhere, then that is not where you truly belong. If you be yourself, then your job and the place where you belong will naturally reveal themselves to you. Me: Umm... I really had no idea what they were talking about, but I think they're saying I should live my life as I see fit? And so I have upon my quest to find the place where I thought I belonged. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode From then on, I lived my life free and easy. It wasn't until later that I heard that I was living like every other citizen out there. Even though I live so freely, the job that I had sought also presented itself. I am actually useful to people... And when everybody finishes the job they have to do, they can all live out the rest of their lives in Paradiso. All this time I had been worrying about this, and the answer was staring me right in the whiskers. Currently, I'm living behind a hotel. When I feel like it, I lay with some of the guests, or I go and take a nap in the garden. Simply go wherever the day takes me. Even better, the staff at the hotel have taken a liking to me and I get 3 square meals a day! Everybody that pets me always has this happy look on their faces. Just looking at them makes me happy too. We make each other happy just by being together. Surely, this is the place where I was meant to be! The End. |
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| The Aliens of GyaGya |
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| Overview All the plotted desires of an alien that has come to this star. Adult Suspense drama. Locations Tokione (outside) Notes The longest running show to hit the Tokione airwaves! _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 Gaos: Gwahaha! It's just like they say! The manu are complete morons! Buggy: But, Master Gaos... Things didn't turn out like they were supposed to. Gaos: I suppose you're right. Those stinking Cosmo Guards! They're always getting in our way! How can they always know when we're up to no good? Is it their noses or something? Buggy: Sniff... Sniff... That's funny... I don't smell anything. Gaos: ....................... Buggy, with a nose like yours, it's a wonder you can smell anything. Besides, I've been farting for the past 10 minutes, and you haven't smelled a thing! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: But forget about that for now. Isn't there a planet nearby here? We can't go back to GyaGya empty-handed. Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Are you even listening to me, Buggy? We've got to hurry and find out next target! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: What's wrong? Are you angry? Or are you just ignoring me? Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Okay, I'm sorry! Come on, snap out of it! Buggy: Huh? Gaos: Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Gaos: By the way... Have we decided on our next target? I don't have to remind you that we're big time bad guys, real GyaGya Aliens. We don't take jobs that are beneath us! Buggy: Of course we don't. Based on our current location, I think the planet Landroll looks like a good target. It's teeming with rogues, but it is a planet rich in matia. Gaos: Rich in matia?! That means a big payday for us. The Queen is sure to take us back! However, I'm worried about the rogues... They could be troublesome. Buggy: It'll be fine. The Rangers on Landroll keep the rogues in check. Gaos: Hmm... I suppose so... So they call them the Landroll Rangers, right? Buggy: Yes. And amongst them are sages that use the force to handle the dark energy. If it's dangerous outside, then we can stay inside the dome as we collect the matia. Gaos: Okay! Set a course for Planet Landroll! Buggy: Umm... We're already heading for Landroll. Scratch that. We're almost there. Hurry up and take your seat! Gaos: Not bad, Buggy. Not bad at all. Buggy: Well, we have been working together for awhile. But enough with the farting, okay? Gaos: Sure thing... (I knew he was angry with me...) Buggy: We've entered the planet's atmosphere! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Gaos: So this is the Landroll International Pod Station. Very high tech. Buggy: Master Gaos. That machine appears to be checking people's IDs. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Investigator: It seems that your personal data has been tampered with. Would you come with me please? Suspicious man: Rats! How could you have possibly known?! Sage: We can see through the hearts of evil intent. Please, come with us. Gaos: Hey, Buggy... We'll be okay, right? Buggy: Of course. My fake IDs are as good as they come. Gaos: Okay, let's go! Investigator: So, you are Mr. Horst and Mr. Wurst from the planet Nikoniko? Buggy: That is correct. Investigator: Okay, your IDs check out. You may pass. Gaos: Wow, Buggy! You're amazing! Buggy: Yeah, that's what they tell me. Gaos: I thought this place was supposed to have tight security. What a joke! Buggy: Well, even though the sages are strong with the holy force, they're a peaceful people who wish to avoid conflict. I think we can relax now. Gaos: Okay, let's go find us some matia! Buggy: Indeed. They are refining matia in the dome next to here. What do you say we sign up for a little tour? Sage: Umm... Excuse me. Gaos: ?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Sage: I am sorry to trouble you with this so soon after your arrival. But would you mind sparing a few moments of your time? Gaos: What could this be all about? Buggy: I don't know, but it doesn't look like they're on to us, I think it's best if we play along for the time being. Gaos: Yeah, you're right. Buggy: Sure, we have a little time. Sage: Excellent! In that case, please follow me. Please wait in this room. We will be with you shortly. I will be right back. Please help yourself to that candy there. Now, if you'll excuse me... Whoosh. Gaos: Where did he go? Umm... What's this? Buggy: This candy is quite dandy. Gaos: This is no time to be joking around. Buggy: You're right. Huh? Gaos: What's wrong?! Buggy: That door... It's locked! We're trapped in here! Gaos: What is the meaning of this?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Gaos: Buggy! Are you sure about those IDs you made?! I mean, we're like locked in here or something! Buggy: Hey! Weren't you the one just praising my skills a little bit ago?! Besides, my IDs are perfect! There's no way they can suspect them! Gaos: Shut up already! What did I ever do to deserve such an incompetent partner?! Buggy: Don't cry! I will get us out of here! Look! That vent over there! We can get out through it! Gaos: Are you sure? Buggy: Of course I'm sure! Give me a hand will ya? Gaos: Okay! Buggy: Now, do you want to lift me up, or do you want to lift me up? Gaos: I want to lift you up! Buggy: Fine, you can lift me up. I'll remove the cover from the vent. Gaos: Okay! Umph! Buggy: Master Gaos, it's working! I'm almost done, so hang in there, okay? Gaos: Ughh... Buggy... I Have a feeling you tricked me into this... Buggy: Nah, you must be imagining things! Okay, the cover's loose. Let's get out of here! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Security Room Sage A: Uh ohhhhh... Sage B: What's wrong? Sage A: Those two from Planet Nikoniko we left in that room... Sage B: What room? Oh, the interrogation room? Sage A: Yeah. Those two were acting suspiciously, so I took them to the room, but... It appears that they have escaped through the ventilation shaft. Sage B: Is that so... I had a feeling they were up to no good. I knew they weren't from Nikoniko. Sage A: But, that ventilation shaft leads to...! Sage B: What can we do? They're the ones that decided to escape. You know as well as I do we can't let them into the dome. Sage A: But you saw them. I can't think of anyway they could possibly make trouble. And to just throw them out into the wildlands like that! Sage B: Like I told you, they chose it, not me. If they just would've waited there, our suspicions would've faded, but they had to make a run for it. They were definitely planning something nefarious on our peaceful little planet. I knew we were right to arrest them. Sage A: ....................... Sage B: We should be happy that we're protecting the safety of the people in the dome. After all, that's our job, isn't it? Sage A: Yes... Sage B: Okay then, back to work! Surely there are other people out there that are in need of our assistance! Sage A: Yes, sir! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Tokione - Inside the Ventilation Shaft - Gaos: It's dark in here... Buggy: Master Gaos, don't leave me all alone. Gaos: Stop worrying so much, will ya? Buggy: Ya know, there's something funny about this place. Gaos: What do you mean? Buggy: Well, for a ventilation shaft, this thing only seems to be going in one direction... Gaos: Really? But what can we do? It's not like we can turn around and go back now. Buggy: No, I suppose not, but... Ahhh! Gaos: What's the matt... Ahhh! Buggy: Master Gaos! Gaos: Gyagya! Buggy: I was going to warn you that floor moves, but it looks like I was a bit late. Gaos: Buggy! How can you be so calm at a time like this?! Look how fast we're going! Buggy: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now. Gaos: Are you sure? Buggy: Yup. Judging from the material and construction of this duct, it won't do us much good to struggle. Gaos: Are you really, really sure? Buggy: Yes. Gaos: Gyagyagya! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Buggy: This sure is long. Based on our speed and the time elapsed, I'd estimate that we are no longer inside Tokione. Gaos: I'll ask again? How can you be so calm about all this?! And... And... Just why is there a moving floor inside this duct?! Buggy: Oh, don't you know? Air can take the form of a solid and this becomes the only way to move it... Gaos: What?! I've never heard of such a thing! Buggy: Well, neither have I. It just sounded nice. Gaos: What? Buggy: All jokes aside... I think this might've been a test. Gaos: A test?! Buggy: By shutting people in the room, those that try to escape must be hiding something and therefore be bad... And people that stay in the room must have nothing to hide and therefore be good. It seems like the type of psychological test the sages on this planet would try. Gaos: You're the one that told us we had to escape! What's going to happen to us now? Buggy: I think it will probably spit us out somewhere where we won't bother the inhabitants of this planet. Gaos: Spit us out?! You mean the baddest of the bad on Planet GyaGya is going to be thrown out like common trash?! Buggy: It looks that way. That seems to be the exit up ahead. Gaos: Gyagya! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 Gaos: Gyagya! Boom! Bang! Shhhhhhh... Gaos: That sure is a long fall... I thought the sages would be nicer than that... Buggy: Well, I guess we're considered criminals, so I suppose it can't be helped. Gaos: Forget about that! We need to find a way out of here! Buggy: If we press the blue button on the right side of the bracelet on our right wrists, it will open an emergency parachute. Gaos: This one? Buggy: That would be left! Gaos: This one? Buggy: I told you, that's my... Click. Gaos: Gya! Help me! Buggy: That's the left button... I suppose he can't hear me. Blast! Buggy: Looks like he used the emergency jetpack instead... Buggy: Why me? Now I guess I should go and find Master Gaos. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 Gaos: It looks like I've been separated from Buggy yet again... I wonder how long it'll take him to find me... Gasagasagasa! Gaos: ?! Buggy: Master Gaos! You're all right! You sure are lucky! Gaos: Hey, Buggy! That was quick. Buggy: Yeah, that's what, like the 64th time we've been separated like this? You're an easy one to find. I've perfected the art of how to look for you. Gaos: Is that so... I suppose I should take that as a compliment. Buggy: There'll be plenty of time to thank me later. For now, let's just get out of here! Gaos: Why would we want to do that?! Buggy: This place is full of rogues. We have to get out of here and fast. Gaos: But the matia mine should be right around here somewhere. Buggy: Well, that mountain way over there looks like a matia mine, but... While you've been spacing out, I've already gone and defeated 34 rogues! Gaos: And there's not a scratch on you! Buggy: Well, you know... Gaos: So, as long as you're here, we have nothing to worry about! Buggy: But, we don't even have any food. How can we make it all the way to the mine? Gaos: Stop your whining! That kind of stuff will work itself out. Now, let's go! Buggy: Fine... Why do I always let him drag me into these things... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 11 Gaos: Hey, Buggy. How much longer until we get to the mine? Buggy: We've only been walking for 15 minutes, Master Gaos. Gaos: Well I'm tired! It's hot. And it's difficult to walk here. Just what the heck is this place?! Buggy: I told you that this was a wilderness unfit for habitation, did I not? Even greedy people like us know not to come out here. It's a desolate wasteland. What did you expect to be here? Other than the rogues, that is. Although, thanks to your luck, we haven't seen any rogues for quite some time. Gaos: Ugh! Gyagya! Enough already! Buggy: I don't think I've ever heard anybody use gyagya other than you. Gaos: And what's wrong with that?! It's like my catchphrase. Forget it! I'm just going to wait here. You go and get us the matia! Buggy: I can't do that! Gaos: I've never seen you fight, but you look like you're pretty strong. I have complete confidence in you Buggy! Buggy: Master Gaos... You don't really care if I live or die, do you... Gaos: Now did I say that? Buggy: Fine. I'll do it. If something should happen to me, I hope you can make it back to GyaGya by yourself! Gaos: Hey, wait a minute! Drat! He's already gone... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 12 Gaos: How could Buggy just go and leave me all alone like this... I suppose I was a tiny bit... No, a little bit... Okay, pretty rude to him... But that still doesn't give him the right to abandon his superior officer out here! Who cares if I'm spoiled or tend to act like a little brat? I know as well as anybody that I don't have any patience... That's just the way I was born. And if he don't like it, then tough! Shoot, even those farts were just me playing around... ....................... ....................... I wonder if Buggy's okay... It's just like he said. It reeks of rogues around here. And if I'm not mistaken, it sounds like there is some screaming off in the distance... If something were to happen to Buggy here, then I don't know what I'd do... ....................... Oh well! Perhaps I should just go back to GyaGya and look for a capable replacement who'll actually be nice to me. One who won't always be making fun of me like Buggy does... He's always so loud and obnoxious... And he can't take a joke... But whenever we get separated, he's always able to find me in a hurry... Hmm... Maybe it's true that you don't know what you've got until it's gone... Maybe he's not dead yet... Ugh! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 13 Gaos: I refuse to forgive you! Buggy! Do you know how worried I was about you?! Once I find you, you're going to regret it! Buggy! - Meanwhile - Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gyaaaa! Buggy: Why do I even bother putting up with Master Gaos all the time? Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gyeeee! Buggy: Well, it's not like this is the first time. Blam! Rogue: Gyoeee! Buggy: However, despite this being a wasteland, there seems to be far too many rogues. I'm getting tired. I can't keep fighting them off like this. I need to change battery packs on my energy gun soon. Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: Ugh! This doesn't look good! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 14 Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: Ugh! Blam! Blam! Rogue: Gya! Sssss! Buggy: My battery's dead! Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: Arrghh! Rogue: Kyyaaaa! Buggy: I don't think I can fight these guys off empty-handed... ....................... Is this the end... Farewell, Master Gaos. I hope you can somehow find your way back to Planet GyaGya... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 15 Gaos: Just were could Buggy be? Even with my super eyesight, I can't see him anywhere... And with my super keen sense of smell, I can't smell him anywhere either... What should I do... This is the first time I've ever had to look for him, so I'm not sure what to do. ....................... I'm starving... Plop! Plop! Plop! Oh! Those nuts look absolutely delicious! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! These are great! Buggy always did say that I have the best luck... Well, I may be lucky, but I still haven't managed to finish what I came here to do... It's strange... Chomp... Chomp... ....................... What am I doing? I don't have time to sit around here eating like this! I have to keep looking for Buggy... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 16 Gaos: Maybe there's some kind of function to search for Buggy on this bracelet. Click. The current weather conditions are: sunny. Click. The current time is: 3:40 p.m. Click. Your fortune for today is: sketchy at best. Click. Your current weight is: 56kg. Your current height is: 145cm. Gaos: Argh! This thing is completely worthless! Buggy never seemed to have a problem with it. How did he do it? Click. The current temperature is: 32 degrees. Gaos: Ugh! Rogue: Gyaasu! Gaos: .......................?! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 17 Rogue: Gyaasu! Gaos: So that must be a rogue! Lucky for me, it's pretty far away... I think I'll sit here and watch it for a while. .......................?! Could it be? Is that matia that it's holding?! Perhaps there is matia somewhere nearby here? Okay, I think I'll go and ask it! I don't know what Buggy's worried about. We're all bad guys. I'm sure we can get along just fine. Tap. Tap. Tap. Gaos: Gyagya! Nice to meet you! I'm Gaos from the Planet GyaGya. I'm new around here and was hoping that you could help me. I see you have some matia there. And guess what? You're a bad guy! And so am I! See, we have a lot in common! I really want to know where you got that shiny thing you're holding there! Rogue: ....................... Gaos: You're a cool customer, aren't you! Just like me! See, we're like long lost brothers! Rogue: ....................... Gaos: Hey, you! I'm talking to you, ya know! Rogue: Kishaaaaa! Gaos: Yikes! Could it be that rogues don't understand what I'm saying? I wonder what language they speak... Rogue: Kishaaaaa! Gaos: Uh... Um... In situations like this... Click. Gaos: It's time to use the emergency jet pack and scram! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 18 Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: It looks like I'm bleeding... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: That's funny... I don't feel the pain anymore... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: I wonder just how much longer these rogues plan on toying with me... Crunch! Crunch! Buggy: I should probably leave some kind of sign in case Master Gaos finds me... Perhaps a statue of some kind... Gaos: Gyaha! Rogue: Gyargh! Gaos: Ouch! Wait, that rogue just sat on and crushed that other rogue. So is that a worse rogue? Buggy: Master... Gaos? Gaos: .......................?! That voice... Buggy, is that you?! Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 19 Buggy: Master Gaos... How did you make it this far? All by yourself? Gaos: Don't try to speak, Buggy! You're hurt! The blood won't stop! What should I do?! Buggy: Master Gaos... Calm down... It's... too late for me... But before I go... I want you to... Gaos: What is it? Beep. Beep. Beep. Gaos: What are you doing with my bracelet? Buggy: Sending... a transmission to GyaGya... I want you to make it home... Beep... Beep... Gaos: Buggy! Never mind that! This is all my fault! So you can't leave me! You just can't! I'm sorry, Buggy! Don't die on me! Do you hear me?! You can't die on me now! Beep... Beep... Gaos: Buggy! Buggy: This transmission code sure is long, isn't it... Forgive me... My eyes... Gaos: Somebody! Somebody, help me! Help Buggy! I don't care what happens to me! Somebody help Buggy! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 20 - Final Episode Gaos: Whew... I sure am tired. Buggy: Master Gaos, you've only been working for 15 minutes. Gaos: I'm getting old. Working out here in the fields is hard on my back... Buggy: There you go again... If you have enough energy for such theatrics, then you have enough to work. Gaos: Hmph! I knew I should've left you back there. Buggy: Maybe so. Then at least I'd be enjoying myself compared to now. Gaos: What's the matter with you, huh?! Buggy: Quit your sulking, will you? I'll always be by your side so you never have to be lonely again. Gaos: Um... Buggy: Putting that aside, you really helped me back there. I had no idea the sages were watching the bad leave us. And they healed my wounds almost instantaneously. Gaos: That reminds me... How come you got your wounds healed? You didn't even have any matia! Buggy: yes I did. Gaos: You what?! Buggy: Well, it's from another planet, but... Of course, it's all gone now to pay for my treatment. Gaos: Gyagyagya! Have you been holding out on me all this time?! Buggy: That's neither here nor there... But don't you enjoy actually working for a living? What do you say we stay on this planet for a while? Gaos: Hmm... Maybe you're right. Look! I just found 10MT here in the ground! Buggy: That's my Master Gaos! The End. |
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| Hitech, the Scientific Girl |
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| Overview Hitech, the science girl, solves all her problems with science. A public drama. Locations Lifeborn (inside) Notes The longest running show to hit the Lifeborn airwaves! This show is painfully repetitive, so before we get to the episode list on this one, here's a concise overview of each episode: 1: Boy looses 10MT and it cost 10MT out of Hitech's own pocket! 2: Man's hair is thinning and it cost Hitech some of her own hair! 3: Girl wants to lose a little weight and Hitech gains 10kg herself! 4: Boy is so hungry he can barely move. It's a secret... 5: Man's late for a date and Hitech loses 10 min of her own life! 6: Girl tore her new clothes and Hitech feels a breeze in her pants... 7: Woman wants a handsome boyfriend and Hitech delays her own wedding! 8: *** wants lots of matia but Hitech forgot to record her favorite show! 9: Boy lost his puppy and somebody close to Hitech meets with trouble! 10: Girl's antique watch is broken and Hitech's psyche goes -50 points! 11: Woman is getting old and Hitech becomes a young woman... 12: Man needs a bridge and Hitech's house becomes unstable! 13: Girl gets so bored and Hitech lost her own hopes and dreams! 14: Boy wants to be big and strong, and Hitech's body fat increases! 15: Girl has an illness and Hitech gets a cold... 16: Woman has bad hair day and Hitech's hair will never be the same! 17: Old Lady is tired of working and Hitech has a sense of fatigue! 18: Old Man wants to be smarter and Hitech's IQ drops 300 points! 19: Man sees criminals and Hitech collapses! 20: Hitech moves to Paradiso, but no longer has a kind spirit!! _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: Waah! I lost 10MT! This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, kid. Here's your 10MT. Boy: Thank you so much! And so this person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it cost 10MT out of her own pocket! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: I can't believe that my hair is thinning so much... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, sir! Look, your hair is just like when you were a teenager. Man: Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it cost her some of her own hair! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: If only I could lose a little weight... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go. What do you think? Girl: Wow! What a body! I look great! Thanks, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech gained 10kg herself! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: I'm so hungry. I can barely move... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go, kid. Eat as much as you like! Boy: Thanks, Hitech! I've never seen so much food in all my life! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, where did such a large amount of food come from... That's... a secret. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: Uh oh! I'm going to be late for my date! This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Wow! I've managed to save a bit of time. Thank you so much, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has lost 10 minutes off of her own life! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: Ahh... I fell down and tore my nice new clothes... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: Here you go! Your clothes are as good as new! Girl: Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech suddenly realized... A light breeze blowing in through the back of her pants... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I wish I had a handsome boyfriend... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: What a handsome man! Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, it'll take her that much longer to get married herself! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? ***: Oh, what should I do? I'm still just a child... Where am I going to get all of the matia needed in order to treat my mom and dad's injuries... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Hitech: I'll synthesize 999,999,999,999,999,999MT for you! Hitech's Brother: Hey, Hitech! Did you know that you forgot to record your favorite TV Show today? Hitech: I what?! Oh no! I have to hurry and get home! And so Hitech disappeared... And so one person's problem went unsolved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That if she had synthesized that much matia, she'd have been sentenced to life in prison... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: Waaah... I lost my little puppy dog... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Pup: Bow wow! Boy: Hey, you found my puppy! Thanks, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, somebody close to Hitech will meet with great trouble! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: The antique watch that I've had for all of these years is broken... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Hitech... I'm happy you're trying to help, but this watch you just synthesized is no longer an antique... Hitech: Uh oh! Hitech's psyche has suffered 50 points of damage! And it cannot be healed through synthesis! to be continued... ____________ ________________________________________________ Episode 11 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I sure am getting old... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: Hey, I feel much better. It's like I'm 10 years younger! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Has suddenly become a young woman... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 12 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Man: The bridge is broken and I can't get to the other side... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Wow, Hitech! You just created a brand new bridge out of nowhere! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, the structural integrity of Hitech's house has decreased by 86%! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 13 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: I'm so bored... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Wow, it's like a fog has been lifted from my eyes. The world is my oyster! And so another person's problem has been solved. Of course, Hitech doesn't realize... That for the synthesis performed, Hitech has lost a number of her own hopes and dreams! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 14 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Boy: I want to grow up to be big and strong so I'm not always getting picked on by that bully. This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Boy: Amazing! It's like I'm super strong now. How did this happen?! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Hitech: My body feels so heavy... Hitech's body fat percentage has increased by 48%! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 15 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Girl: Cough... Cough... Will I never be cured of this illness? This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Girl: Wow, I feel better already! Thank you, Hitech! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Hitech: Cough... Cough... ....................... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 16 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Woman: I blow-dried my hair, but I just can't get it to stay where I want it... This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Woman: Wow! My hair looks amazing! Hitech, you should be some kind of stylist! Thank you so much! And so another person's problem has been solved. It appears that Hitech did not lose anything in the process However! Hitech's hair would never be the same again... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 17 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Old Lady: I never thought I'd still be working at this age. I wish I would've had more fun when I was younger. This looks like a job for me! Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Old Lady: Wow, I have energy again! I won't make the same mistake twice! I'm going to have some fun! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Is suddenly overcome with an overwhelming sense of fatigue! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 18 I am a super scientific girl genius. I have an IQ of 1,600! People know me as Hitech. I use science to help people with their problems, no matter how difficult they may be! I wonder if somebody out there needs my help? Old Man: I wish I could be smarter... Then people would be impressed when they met me. Sigh... I guess I have no choice. What a bother, but I've already heard his request, so I might as well do it. Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Old Man: Ohh... I feel smarter already! It's like I can accomplish anything! And so another person's problem has been solved. However, Hitech... Has a glazed look in her eyes! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 19 I am a super scientific girl genius. My IQ has dropped a bit but is still 1,300! People know me as Hitech. I'm always tired and my mind isn't as sharp as it used to be. However, my work is almost finished, so just a little further! Man: Oh no! There are criminals on the loose and people are getting hurt! That does sound like a problem. Perhaps if I finish this, then my work will be finished? Hitech: I simply need to perform a comparative analysis on the molecular level of what's missing... And resynthesize it so that everybody is happy! Here we go! Man: Eh? The criminals have become good people all of a sudden! And everybody that was hurt has been healed! And so, the people were saved from danger. However, Hitech... Felt the strength leave her body as she collapsed... to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 20 - Final Episode She is a super scientific girl genius. Her IQ has dropped a bit, but is still 1,300! Everybody knows her as Hitech. Hitech helped countless people with their problems. Unfortunately, it came at the cost of what was important to her... In her last synthesis, her body was covered in wounds... Everybody saw Hitech in such a saddened state and prayed for her recovery... The sages saw this and decided that this was the kind of person they wanted living in paradise and began treatment... Several days later... Hitech was well again and was sent to paradise by the sages. However, nobody noticed... That though her body had been healed, she still was missing the kind spirit she had used to reform the criminals...! Will Hitech be able to return to normal? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of... Hitech, the Scientific Girl! 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| Yearning for Life in Paradise |
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| Overview A 10 part series describing the allure of that wonder garden of luxury, Paradiso. Locations Lifeborn (inside) Artiela (inside) Intelligent Sea (inside) Notes The Holy Wilds tour guide (Liz) will recommend that you watch a show called 'Enviable Paradiso Living', which is this show. _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 This is a previously recorded program. ***: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Rita: The life you earn after retiring is the greatest present you will ever receive! Paradiso is a paradise in the truest sense of the word. Everybody there is happy. But what does it mean to live there? Join me as I explore this wonderful oasis and separate fact from fiction. First, please take a look at this picture here. This is an extremely valuable painting from GL, who has actually been inside Paradiso himself. As you can see, GL isn't much of an artist, so it's a bit hard to understand this piece, but... I can assure you that the real Paradiso is tens of thousands of times more beautiful than this. Now, everybody... Please try to imagine the beauty of Paradiso as you spend your latter years surrounded in its beauty! ....................... Maybe it's asking too much to try and get you to use this picture as inspiration. Oh, would you look at the time... I'm afraid that's all we have time for today. Until then, see you next time! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we gave you a taste of what life in Paradiso is like. By the way, did you know...? That according to the latest reports, it does not cost a thing to live in Paradiso. Which means that your house, your food, everything... They're all free! So in this idealistic setting, you can enjoy living life in the slow lane for a change... Hey you sitting over there! I know exactly what you're going to say! How can you be happy with just that? I bet a lot of you are thinking the same thing. Well, happiness can mean different things to different people. So how is it that everybody living in Paradiso can be happy? Join us next time when I welcome a special guest here and ask that very question. Until then, see you next time! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. As I mentioned last time, today we are lucky to have a special guest in the studio today. Even though he has permission to live in Paradiso, he continues to work in the domes as well. Please welcome my special guest, GL! GL: Hello. I'm Gol... Excuse me, GL. It's a pleasure to be here. Rita: We have made it difficult to see in order to protect GL's identity. Thank you for your understanding. Okay, on with the show.. Why is it, GL, that you continue to work even though you are perfectly capable of living in Paradiso? GL: Indeed... It's because I am chasing my dream! My dream of eliminating the planet of rogues and returning peace to the land! That is the reason I was put on this planet! That is the path that I must follow! Rita: I hate to interrupt such an impassioned speech, but that's all the time we have for today. Please join us next time. Until then, goodbye everybody. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, GL got pretty worked up on our show. And guess what, we have him back again today! I must say, it is such a noble cause that you're striving for! To return peace to this land! GL: No, it's nothing really. I'm sure anybody in my position would think the same. And although they may not be so public about it, there are many others out there just like me. Rita: Really? That's the first I ever heard of it. GL: After all, the motto in Paradiso is "Live as you are..." As long as you don't bother the people who are focusing on their jobs, you're free to travel to the other domes as often as you like. However, since it can lead to jealousy, we're not allowed to show off our Paradiso credentials. Rita: I see... You really have to be careful with what you say and do. And that's all we have time for today. Please join us again next time. Goodbye, everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we welcomed GL back to the studio, who has the credentials for living in Paradiso. According to him, there are other people living in Paradiso that come and go freely between the other domes. So, could it be that Paradiso is really not that great of a place after all? GL: Don't get me wrong... Paradiso is like a resort. The weather, the atmosphere, everything is perfect. However, perfection can grow tiresome after a while and you want to go and eat bad food... By experiencing the lives of those less fortunate, it makes us cherish our own lives that much more. Rita: Excuse me?! Just who do you think you are?! GL: Sorry, I didn't mean to put it like that. What I'm saying is that we like to be stimulated. And that there are people we'd like to see. Rita: That's all the time we have for today. Please join us again next time! Goodbye, everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. By the way, GL, is there anybody in any of the other domes that you like to see? GL: Umm... I... Uhh... Hahaha... It's a secret. Rita: From the sound of it, it's not really a secret at all! Let me guess, you have a girlfriend. GL: No, that's not it! That's preposterous! It's just that I like to look from afar... Just every once in a while... Rita: And here I thought you were all about work... Your face is turning quite a shade of red... Hopefully she feels the same way about you! Who knows? Maybe somebody from Paradiso is here watching over you as well. That's all the time we have for today! Goodbye, everybody. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Last time, we talked a bit about GL's private life, so today I'd like to discuss more about Paradiso. GL: I think that's a good idea... Hmm... The food in Paradiso is fantastic! Rita: Huh? GL: Everyday, food from all over the world is delivered to Paradiso. And not just that, but there are plenty of unique nuts and fish that are unique to the area. Many formerly famous chefs then take those ingredients and whip up elegant masterpieces. They are indescribable! Imagine food and desserts that look like works of art that you can choose from each and every day. Rita: Is that so... They sound delicious. I'd like to try it myself sometime. And that's all we have time for today. Please join us again next time. Goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. GL, our guest for the past few episodes, is busy with work and couldn't make it to the show today. Thanks to out talks with GL, we've managed to learn a little bit more about Paradiso and what it has to offer. Its beautiful scenery... It costs nothing to live there... The food is delicious... Indeed, if that is all true, then life in Paradiso definitely sounds like quite an experience. Yet I wonder if that alone is enough to ensure that people are happy for the rest of their lives... Surely you'd grow tired of gorgeous views and gourmet food after a while. Next time, we'll be having GL back in the studio to ask him that very question. So until next time, goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Today, we have GL back in the studio, so let's pick up where we left off, shall we? GL, I have a pretty blunt question to ask you. Is everybody in Paradiso truly happy? GL: Yeah, I guess so. I think everybody is happy. Rita: Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure about that? GL: Well, I can't say for certain... But, it is a dome that was given to use by the sages as a reward. It truly is a paradise. Rita: Fair enough. GL: And if you go to Paradiso, you can meet famous celebrities... I also hear that they have the best virtual machines as well. Rita: I'm sure we'd all love to hear more, but that's all the time we have for today. Until next time, goodbye everybody! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 10 - Final Episode Rita: Hello everybody. Are you enjoying work today? I'm your host for this program, Rita. Today, I'd like to pick up where we left off last time with our guest, GL. GL: The other day was the first I'd heard of it, but apparently Paradiso has superb virtual machines that allow you to experience whatever you want. Rita: Whatever you want? So you mean I could be reunited with my Michael...? GL: Excuse me? Rita: Actually, my first husband died rather young. Oh how I loved him... GL: I'm... I'm sorry to hear that... Rita: So you're saying that if I use that machine, then I can be with Michael at any time? GL: Yes, it won't be real, of course, but you would be able to experience it nonetheless. Rita: That's it! I'm finished with work! I want to go to Paradiso ASAP! Oh, it looks like that's all the time we have for today. I can't stay here a moment longer. I have to hurry and apply to get into Paradiso! Thank you, GL! And thank you, everybody! I'll see you all in Paradiso! Fin. |
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| The Travails of Robotic Cat |
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| Overview The crisis of a robotic cat surviving nature outside of the residential dome. An education drama for children. Locations Lifeborn (outside) Notes In the OMP Net TV menu this show it titled "The Travails of Robotic Cat", but during the shows it is called "The Adventures of the Robotic Cat". Episode 6 incorrectly states that RP-Q817 has previously seen 79 rogues. Here's a quick glance at the evolution of RP-Q817: 1: Mark I Self-destructs after seeing 1 rogue 2: Mark II Self-destructs after seeing 3 rogues 3: Mark III Self-destructs after seeing 43 rogues 4: Mark IV Hides after seeing 58 rogues 5: Mark IV Self-destructs after seeing 126 skulls 6: Mark V Reminisces about the past 7: Mark V Self-destructs after seeing hungry men 8: Mark VI Reminisces about the past 9: Mark VI Captured by Woman 10: Mark VI Refuses assignment as Mark VII _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 1 My name is RP-Q817. I am an AI cat robot. Even though I'm a robot, from the outside, I look just like a real cat. Heck, I feel like a real cat on the inside too! All of my movements, everything I see and everything I feel are all sent back to the lab for analysis. Today, I have been sent out into the wildlands to gather data. Me: Yikes! It's a rogue! The search process carried out by my highly developed brain indicated that it is a Venus Duck. Wow... It sure is a strange beast... Gulp! Me: Ugh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 2 My name is RP-Q817 Mark II. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I came across a rogue and things were cut a little short... However, my memories were relayed back to the lab and downloaded into this new body! So I have been sent back out to the wildlands to finish the research. If I come across a rogue, I'm not going to be so awestruck this time! Just watch and see! Me: Yikes! There... There's another rogue right over there! But this time, it's a Forest Wonder, Zo-ge-ge and a Shredder! Me: Yaaaaahhh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 3 My name is RP-Q817 Mark III. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I was surrounded by rogues and suffered a self-destruct... However, all of my data up to that point was sent back to the lab... So, I have been rebuilt with all of the memories of Mark I and Mark II! This time, I'm positive I won't be afraid of those three rogues! I'll get away in no time! You just watch and see! Me: Yikes! I see a rogue over there! There's so many of them. Even though they're so far away, I count 8 species and 43 in total... Me: Yaaaaahhh! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 4 My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, the sheer number of rogues overwhelmed me and I was so scared that I self-destructed... However, I successfully have downloaded the memories of Marks I-III in this new body! This time, I'm positive that the rogues won't frighten me, not even 43 of them! I'll get away in no time! You just watch and see! Me: .......................!! There's too many of them! I count at least 58! I was so scared, I almost self-destructed, but I remained strong and brave. Right after which, I went and hid in the forest. to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 5 My name is RP-Q817 Mark IV. I am an AI cat robot. I have been sent out into the wildlands for research, but I spotted a total of 58 rogues and decided to hide in the forest. Me: .......................? What... What are these? Bones? There are scraps of clothing laying around... And upon closer look, there appears to be over 126 skulls lying around... Could these be victims of the rogues in this area? Me: Yikes! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 6 My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat robot. I have downloaded the memory banks of Marks I-IV and been rebuilt. Combining all of those memories... The wildlands are full of rogues and their victims... It is a most frightening affair. However, I was sent back out into the wildlands. Of course, to research something even more dangerous. So I mustered up my courage and went through the fields where I came across 79 rogues and back into the forest where I found the bones. This time will be different, just watch and see! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 7 My name is RP-Q817 Mark V. I am an AI cat robot. I am currently investigating the wildlands. Here in the forest... Me: .......................?! Before me were a couple of men dressed in dirty clothes. Man 1: It's just a cat... Man 2: I don't care! I'm hungry! We haven't had anything to eat in over 10 days! With a gleam in their eyes, the men surrounded me and eyed me hungrily. They want to eat me?! Me: Yikes! Kaboom! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 8 My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat robot. Last time, I was attacked by a couple of men living in the forest who tried to eat me. I was so shocked that I self-destructed. According to my databanks, normal people are kind to cats and other animals... But these guys were different. Perhaps all the people living outside the domes in the wildlands are evil...? So it's not just the rogues I need to worry about, but people as well... I don't think even 9 lives are going to be enough. I mean, it's only been a short period of time and I've already gone through 5! to be continued... _________ ________________________________________________ Episode 9 My name is RP-Q817 Mark VI. I am an AI cat robot. 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